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Hallie Jules's avatar

Anakin you’re breaking my heart 🥺

Oh wait, wrong franchise. Still, welcome to the dark side.

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

😂😂😂

Thank you 😌😌

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Tamsin G.'s avatar

There is no whimsy, only woe.

😈😈😈😈

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

As it should be 😌🤝

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Hylia Corvidae's avatar

Screaming internally, immediately paused my other reading when this notification popped up

Two chapters so quickly 😩 the day is good 🙌

Okay okay now actually reading lol

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Hylia Corvidae's avatar

HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHAT DID I JUST READ MA’AM

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

🤭🤭🤭

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Lady Of The Lake's avatar

HAPPY WHAT ON EARTH. THIS IS A PRANK CHAPTER, YES??????

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

Is it? 😌

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Lady Of The Lake's avatar

😐 you did not make me wait WEEKS for THIS

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

😌😌😌

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j̵o̷h̴a̶n̸n̸a̵'s avatar

I am sticking to my firm belief that this is a mere prank, because if you wanted to hurt us, you would have not only pushed that sword into our chests, but turned it around slowly, letting it really sink in, and revelled in our pain. This is a mockery and you can only prove me wrong if you ship me the fully published book with this exact ending. 😤

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

Oh goodness, perhaps I need to rewrite this and twist the blade? Excellent idea my friend 💚💚

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j̵o̷h̴a̶n̸n̸a̵'s avatar

I dare you!

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Focal Bonsai's avatar

I'm sorry... what is this?

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

😌

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Ariadne Pautina's avatar

I refuse to accept this as a true chapter.

It’s too short.

The dark and tragic is fine… proves it was a romance 😉And it suits my dark heart 🖤 But I will accept a do-over to extend the heartbreak (or maybe heart-slice) a little more… until Jack breaks the compulsion and we find out she’s not broken after all 😉

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

This is not just any chapter, it’s the last chapter ☺️

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Ariadne Pautina's avatar

We’ll see 😉🖤

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Matt Pincott's avatar

Wait? What? Surely not? Hang on... 😂😂😂

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

😌

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Matt Pincott's avatar

Welcome to the dark side. 🌑

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

🤝

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Ed the Cozy Editor's avatar

Wait, what? Two new chapters!? 🙌

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

😌

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Ed the Cozy Editor's avatar

I want my money back.

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DW Davis's avatar

That was not funny!

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

Hehehehe my apologies 🤭🤭

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Anoushka's avatar

pls imagine me screaming profanities at you (which I will not do, because I'm late and the real chapter 32 is up so I kind of ruined the surprise for myself which I might never forgive me for)

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

Hahhhahhaa the chapter originally didn’t have the disclaimer at the bottom that it was fake too hehehe 😈😈😈

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Anoushka's avatar

I realized because there was another chapter 32 on top of the current one and thought this must be another Alice-scene-like situation even before starting! but yeah so sad that I missed out on the suspense 😫

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Anoushka's avatar

still very suspenseful for the next chapter though, POST QUICK. I miss Phi

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Bea's avatar

So glad I followed the link from the last chapter and didn’t get tricked with this lol this was mean.

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

🤭🤭🤭 it was so fun to write though… thinking of turning this into the real ending

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Bea's avatar

I don’t know how I feel about that…

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Ed the Cozy Editor's avatar

See, this is how I know this is satire: vampires don’t have warm blood and a platonic friend like Gillian wouldn’t have that as a last thought.

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

You don’t love your friends?

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Ed the Cozy Editor's avatar

Oh, sure. I love my friends. But I love my *friend* more. So my last thought would be of my *friend*.

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

Gonna tell your wife about this *friend* 😤

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Ed the Cozy Editor's avatar

lol she knows she’s this *friend*

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

Friendship like that is so great 🥰🥰

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Ed the Cozy Editor's avatar

So Jack and Gill will become friends forever one day and get married?

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Christine Witcher's avatar

What the hell, Happy!?

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

Ope 🫢

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Christine Witcher's avatar

I've decided you're high on banana bread and will fix this... issue in the morning.

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

I’ve started making my own sourdough so perhaps it’s the fermentation fumes? 🤔🤷‍♀️

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Christine Witcher's avatar

That could do it. 🤦‍♀️🤣

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✧ brooklyn 𓆏's avatar

oh its CHRISTMAS

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

😬

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✧ brooklyn 𓆏's avatar

ya just got around to reading it. definitely not christmas HAHA

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Happy Nielsen's avatar

Hahahahha sorry 💞

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Tamsin G.'s avatar

😂😂😂😂

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